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Not-Quite-Japanese Review: Girls’ Generation’s The Boys And KARA’s Super Girl

Girls’ Generation’s cannonball into the Japanese pop scene – starting with the initial crossover singles last year and fully splashing with a record-breaking Japan-only album this year – charmed plenty of people, among them the foreign-born music writers/observers living in this country (guilty!). The shiny new sound of K-Pop gems like “Gee” and “Run Devil Run” towered way above the majority of J-Pop coming out at the same time…helping fuel the love for Girls’ Generation was the release of a new AKB48 album, universally hated (and deservedly so) by the pop culture thinkers occupying my Twitter…and carved out a space in a lot of people’s music-loving hearts.

Now comes the Korean album (but easily obtained in Japan) The Boys, the first major release by Girls’ Generation post their Japanese self-titled. The same folks who proclaimed that LP one of the best pop joints of the year heard The Boys and said…meh. I gathered opinion from a small sample size, but the few folks/places in Japan giving this new release a shot mostly dismissed it. The title track got dismissed as “Pussycat Dolls like” or bearing too much of a resemblance to 2NE1, while the rest of it got hammered for featuring gloopy ballads and other cheesy tracks that had more in common with J-Pop than the sounds coming out of Korea. Some called it a step backwards.

I’m not arguing against the idea that Girls’ Generation sounds way better than The Boys, but I think the group’s latest is getting hammered a little too strongly. I think Girls’ Generation – which, should be noted, repackages five popular singles from Korea, compared to the all new material on The Boys – made Girls’ Generation seem a bit too perfect for a lot of people encountering them for the first time. This might sound obvious, but Girls’ Generation…and K-Pop in general…has a lot of bad songs buried in the closet. My first exposure to this group came with “Oh!,” back in college, and it wasn’t because of the music – rather, the clip popped up on a bunch of college football blogs because of the group’s groping of an Iowa Hawkeyes’ helmet (and, being in a rival Big Ten school, we got an extra kick out of this). Then, it sounded like a really annoying re-imagining of the already-terrible “Numa Numa Song” (now, I just hear a hail mary at trying to recapture the lightness of “Gee”). And don’t forget cheese like “Into The New World” and “Day By Day.” So…I basically think people got a little too excited by not-J-Pop music and weren’t ready for a bumpier release.

The Boys, though, has some really great moments! “Trick” speeds up the flirtatious slurs of “Genie” and ends up stronger because of it, while “Telepathy” bangs forward courtesy strobe-light synths and big ol’ drum hits. “Vitamin” melds flashing synth blasts with a lite-disco bob, complimented by string sections. The title track – which also serves as the group’s first foray into Western markets which explains why this – has received the most criticism, accused of aping the Pussycat Dolls. Which is kind of true…see, the chorus…but did we forget “Run Devil Run,” which was just as blatant about it? “The Boys” hits way harder than that number, capped off by some great cheerleader-esque (have we forgotten how great “Hollaback Girl” was, for shame!) chanting. It’s a good, bone-breaking single that, truthfully, probably won’t be a huge hit in America (that’s a whole different article) but isn’t as bad or lazy as some places claim.

The rest of The Boys finds Girls’ Generation trying on different sonic hats. Some of these choices do end up being inexcusably bad – the two ballads included on this album fail to go anywhere interesting, “How Great Is Your Love” hoping a ho-hum Mariah Carey impersonation will fool you into thinking it’s good while “Sunflower” is just looking for an ending credits sequence to latch itself onto. Yet elsewhere, they flirt with disaster only to come up charming – “Say Yes” opens with a wince-inducing spoken word gigglefest, but leads into this sunny chirp of a pop song that is simple and sweet. “Lazy Girl” embraces the K-Pop trend of 60’s imagery/sound (see Wonder Girls’ “Be My Baby“), imitating girl group bop and merging it with modern-day synth burbles, all leading to the album’s best chorus. There is also “My J,” which I’ll cop to liking simply because it’s so cheesy and goofy it ends up being sort of sweet despite sounding like a Keisuke Kawata Christmas song. The Boys, though far from perfect, shows how diverse Girls’ Generation can be in style and personality – yeah, there is no “Gee” or “Mr. Taxi” (errrrr, except for the Korean version of “Mr. Taxi”) but enough to make this a pretty above-average release.

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Much more deserving of eye daggers is KARA’s new Japanese album Super Girl, which really does suck BUT managed to break the record set by Girls’ Generation’s Japanese debut for most units moved in its first week by a foreign group. Super Girl finds KARA’s sound J-Pop-ified, all the worst contemporary touches of mainstream Japanese pop grafted onto KARA as a challenge to see if this would still sell. And hey…it did! We all lose.

Super Girl isn’t a total bust – most of the tracks here have at least one good idea or sound floating around (like the bass on otherwise turgid seasonal ballad “Winter Magic,” or the rapid-fire techno intro of “Go Go Summer!” which promptly settles for a slightly-advanced AKB chug), and there are good songs present! A lot of people point to it as the beginning of the end, but I hold that “Jet Coaster Love” is bouncy and bright enough to rise above subsequent singles, while “Whisper” is kinda cool.

But man, overall this is just not good. The ballads are, unsurprisingly, the worst offenders, forced into the same rectangular cookie cutter that makes 90 percent of the ballads in Japan. “Ima Okuritai Arigatou” and “Missing” paddle around too long without building up to anything resembling a payoff…credit to Girls’ Generation, the ballads on The Boys at least hold interest unlike these slow roasters. “Dreamin’ Girl” features the line “I want to rock you” despite lacking anything one would constitute as rockin’, while closer “Girls Be Ambitious!” sounds as clumsy as the title hints at while existing solely to serve as the next viral wedding dance soundtrack. I’m all for female empowerment songs, but they should also sound good!

Let’s focus on the positive…KARA still have the Korean single “Step,” which remains one of the best K-Pop songs of the year. And Super Girl does feature “Only For You,” which is the fucking jam. KARA imitate the dated-but-oh-so-catchy sound that combined late disco with R&B, and K-Pop it into something that sounds simultaneously like a record you would find in your cool Aunt’s basement and a nostalgia-glazed number that could easily exist in 2011. Heck, this style of music has seen a resurgence this year – see Toro Y Moi’s cover of “Saturday Love,” originally by Cherrelle, and “Only For You” sounds like at least three tracks on her High Priority album. It’s not enough to redeem a very lame album, but geez “Only For You” almost makes it worth it. Almost.

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Station To Station: Music Station For December 2, 2011 Featuring Perfume, KAT-TUN And Koda Kumi

December already? Well, let’s make the remaining bits of 2011 count by…listening to J-Pop together.

KAT-TUN “BIRTH”

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KAT-TUN seemed quiet for a while, yeah? Well, here they are again with something called “BIRTH” which an astute person would assume signals a change in style, a fresh start, an escape from the womb-like chambers of Johnny’s typical sounds. Being KAT-TUN, they botch the delivery. This group’s schtick has become something like this:

1. Tease a musical switch away from the typical pop slop Johnny’s specializes, maybe with a new keyboard or a guitar or something.
2. Have KAT-TUN start singing.
3. Erase whatever hopes point one fostered.

“BIRTH” starts with radio scramble and some low-key guitar and for a second you go “OK OK maybe they got something here!” Then KAT-TUN belt out that all-together now tripe and away we go, reaching for the eraser and shaking our heads for being suckered in again for several seconds. On the plus side, someone posted lyrics translations as the YouTube description! Here is my favorite part.

Light and shadow, it’s fate
I was born, a birth of sorrow
Even if I fall, I’ll get back up
In this never-ending world

Man, have you ever thought like, when we die, the world keeps on turning. Dude.

Koda Kumi “Love Me Back”

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No can do, Ms. Kumi.

三代目J Soul Brothers “FIGHTERS”

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In Cool As Ice, whack rapper Vanilla Ice plays the role of a James-Dean-like motorcyclist who wears hideous early 90’s clothes and says just the stupidest lines possible (a collection here, highlighted by Vanilla Ice saying “lose the zero, get with the hero”). At one point, a group of yuppie thugs terrorize one of Ice’s homeboy’s bike, leading to a dramatic fight scene (“HOMEBOY THIS”). What follows is Vanilla fucking Ice beating up four baseball-bat-wielding no goodknicks like he’s Bruce Lee. It is one of the most mind-shattering scenes in cinematic history, and a gross miscalculation of what Vanilla Ice was capable of as a…well, anything.

The video for 三代目 J Soul Brothers’ “FIGHTERS,” although not part of a feature film starring them as bike-ridin’ bad boys, treads similar ground, here placing the members of the EXILE-related group into some sort of grungy warehouse to fight dozens of extras wondering why they got into acting in the first place. Simultaneously a chance to show men how tough J Soul Brothers are (“look at ’em beat up dudes with a lead pipe, radical!”) and an opportunity to lure in female fans with the promise of six-pack abs, this brief clip finds the dudes beating the everlasting shit out of people, stopping only to mug for the camera or fist-bump one another. The “FIGHTERS” video does not take place within our world, as the constraints of physics are not present. Every punch, kick, roundhouse kick and synchronized dance kick connects like Megatron’s robo fists, shooting people through the air and knocking over gates. The actual music here does not matter, the only worthwhile commentary I can provide being “the dude who raps sounds like he might have a lung condition, check that out man!” The final scene finds the eight members of J Soul Brothers standing tall amongst a field of beaten-down bodies, until the last scene where a new wave of extras rush in and the members of the group get the stupidest grins on their faces. “Yes, more people to destroy, for we are J Soul Brothers, guys who sing about love and stuff, destroyers of worlds.”

Somewhere, a tear rolls down Vanilla Ice’s face. “I did it, I inspired those homeboys,” he says. He then goes back to planning his 2012 appearance at the Gathering Of The Juggalos.

JUJU “Lullaby Of Birdland

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JUJU gives a relatively straightforward interpretation of the 1952 favorite “Lullaby Of Birdland,” a song sung by the likes of Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughan and Amy Winehouse. It’s jazzy and standard-ish and a nice break from most of the music appearing in this feature so personally I am pretty happy to hear this. Along with Shiina Ringo’s Disney-esque “Carnation,” this signals a recent retro rush by J-Pop stars. I am OK with this, at least for now!

Of course, my opinion comes with the huge caveat that I am a pretty basic jazz fan…in other words, I listen to Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue and am like “this is very…good.” Jazz fans seem to hate this song in the comments (at least some) so hey, if you love jazz please tell me how JUJU is messing this up, I am curious!

Perfume JPN

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So this week, Perfume performs a special medley, most likely of JPN songs in order to promote that fresh release. In that case, I am going to share my initial thoughts on JPN, an album that has actually been a bit divisive based on my (limited) Twitter observations. So far, I’ve listened to the whole thing four times, so these are all super early opinions.

– Overall…this is a very good album! Though, I probably could have told you that the moment the tracklist became available. Just click the “Perfume” tag at the bottom of this page and look over all the entries for the trio’s 2010/2011 singles – I mostly rave about them, and considering that almost everyone appears on JPN, this sorta was destined to be at the very least a great package collecting all the great stuff they’ve pumped out over the past two years.

– That said, I also feel slightly disappointed by JPN…because I hyped this album up way too much in my head. Blame that on “Glitter” and “Spice,” the most recent Perfume singles that stand among the best work the crew has ever done. The other completely new tracks, though, fail to match up with those two, ranging from “terrible” to “really really good.” Part of me thought this could be an album of the year contender and Perfume’s best if they really hit it out of the park. It’s not that good, initially looking like a release capable of landing on my personal year-end list (though, again, early) and probably a little better than Triangle.

– I’m really interested in what the criticism of JPN will be. Developing trend – I think people who really like Capsule’s World Of Fantasy won’t like JPN, because the latter plays it pop safe while the other one comes off as more “daring.” Personally, I don’t like World Of Fantasy much (actually, nearly at all) and love the pop-tastic production found on Perfume albums way more.

– “Spice” is the fucking jam. It initially comes off as real effortless, but listen closely and you discover all sorts of small details that make the whole thing even better. My favorite touch – the Space Invaders bloops deep in the mix, reminds me of The Avalanches.

Again, only four listens through, so expect more in the near future.

ゆず “翔”

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The one complaint about JPN I won’t take seriously is that it sounds “like everything else.” Nope, nothing on that album sounds like this damp diaper of a song.

Winner Of The Week – JUJU, because I can’t pick an album.

Controlled Karaoke: Kohaku Uta Gassen Teams Revealed, Ring In The New Year With Perfume, KARA, Girls’ Generation And A Boatload Of Terrible Male Singers

The Kohaku Uta Gassen is a Japanese New Year’s Eve tradition, where a “red” team of musical artists compete against a “white” team of…uh…other musical artists. It is a relatively big deal, as my teachers and students are already talking about it. I’ve never seen it, as so far I have spent every New Year’s back home in America stuffing my face full of burritos and preparing for my university’s annual college football bowl loss (Go ‘Cats!). But people watch this thing, and getting invited to sing on it shows that you’ve had a big year and/or you are a very respected Japanese pop star.

The line-ups for this year’s incarnation have been revealed, and feature some nice surprises. The K-Pop invasion of 2011 gets a victory lap at Kohaku Uta Gassen this year, as KARA and Girls’ Generation appear. Joining them will be domestic folks like Perfume, Shiina Ringo, Ayumi Hamasaki and Koda Kumi. And obviously AKB48, who stand tallest of all (they can stand on one another’s shoulders). Also popping up – super young kid Ashida Mana! She’s cute in a way that covers up all the annoying music. For the other gender – oh man, a lot of bad acts. A cavalcade of Johnny’s doofs (NYC, TOKIO, SMAP…Arashi end up being the best of the lot eeeeep), EXILE, some “rock” and OH BOY Funky Monkey Babys. Guess you need to provide time for people to warm up the mozzarella sticks.

Read the full list at Tokyo Hive.

Station To Station: Music Station For November 18 Featuring Sexy Zone, FUNKY MONKEY BABYS And Porno Graffitti

The world’s most expensive photograph, ya’ll. Over the past week I’ve seen a bunch of people guffawing at the price (completely fair) and buzzing off about how this isn’t art but rather a glorified Polaroid snap (wrong!). It’s a very pretty shot that also came in a pretty huge size, and seeing people be all “hurrrr I could have taken that with ma’ point and click” been sort of frustrating. It smacks of the same authenticity argument people make with music – that sounds made with “real” instruments (read: nothing more electronic than a guitar and MAYBE a keyboard) by “real” musicians deserve more praise than stuff put out by, say, pop stars and rappers (“hurrrr I could talk over a beat”). Which is really stupid, and same goes for calling “Rhein II” “just a photo.” It’s art, albeit art not remotely worth several houses.

aiko “ずっと”

HEAR A TERRIBLE QUALITY VERSION HERE

Hmmmm, no good rip or video for this one. Off to a great start, yeah? If the above version…which might have been recorded on Mario Paint…holds any truth to it, this is probably an uninteresting ballad. Time will reveal all though.

Ikimono-Gakari “歩いていこう”

LISTEN HERE

The only way I would describe Ikimono-Gakari’s music as cinematic is in reference to the piddling, dentist tunes they play before the “coming attractions” segment fires up. The trio’s latest apparently appears in a movie based on the video in the above link, that or Ikimono-Gakari made a really elaborate video. Ultimately, it’s pretty telling that the above clip pushes dialogue from the film over the actual song, as if everyone involved the only reason this song exists is so it can be spliced into a ten-second version awaiting commercial use. Like most Ikimono-Gakari singles before it, this one flirts with good stuff – in particular, Kiyoe Yoshioka’s voice sounds great at times, dashing off suddenly just before the chorus kicks in like a particularly pretty hummingbird – but goes on way too long, reducing the good parts to rewound tape.

Movie looks kinda nice in an “I know exactly what will happen as I’ve seen many sports films before” kinda way. Unless it turns out like The Champ.

Sexy Zone “Sexy Zone”

WATCH TWO SLOW-LOADING VIDEOS HERE

Goddamn, I am not talking about Sexy Zone’s music, not when these teenagers act and pose like they do. I draw the line somewhere gang.

This week, James Hadfield wondered aloud if Sexy Zone were the “most ridiculously named idol group ever?” The initial gut feeling would be “yes” because c’mon, Sexy Zone…but Japan has plenty of terribly named pop outfits, and not just in regards to spelling and capitalization. One would expect the Johnny’s stable to feature a few other band-name clunkers…but for the most part, the current roster escapes unscathed save for the nonsensical Kis-my-ft2. Yet the past hides terrible things – in 2006, the label featured something called KITTY Gym which just sounds like a bad Penn State joke in the making. The Johnny’s Jr. subdivision holds even more horrors – you can tell Hip Hop Jump sucks by that moniker alone, while Little Gangs sounds like the Muppet Babies tacking The Wire. I’m not even going near former outfit Tap Kids, c’mon.

Actually, the AKB48 sub-units give Johnny’s a run for their shit-coated money, with stuff like no3b (No Sleeves uhhhhhhhhhhhh) and Natto Angel. Heck, this next group has a pretty dumb name…

FUNKY MONKEY BABYS “LOVE SONG”

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OK, I’m about to make a big, dumb statement I will probably regret in two weeks but here it goes…

I would take a thousand AKB48s over a single FUNKY MONKEY BABYS.

AKB48 and their ilk make music that sounds virtually the same from song to song AND sounds terrible. Yet AKB48 have two things going for them – first, as mind numbing as they get, AKB songs can at least be danced to, even if it is a really creepy dance that gets most people put in the clink. Second, AKB48 strike me as a group that knows exactly what they are – they are a silly dinner-theater J-Pop outfit selling an image rather than a sound. FUNKY MONKEY BABYS make music that sounds virtually the same from song to song AND sounds terrible…while trying to pretend to be something they aren’t. People say they are hip-hop inspired, but they come off as hip-hop as a Honda Civic. Worse still, this stuff zombie-shuffles along, as fun as a group named FUNKY MONKEY BABYS would be. This trio…and the lot of imitators…might honestly be my least favorite sound in Japan. Give me a million “Heavy Rotations” over a single “LOVE SONG.”

Porno Graffitti “ゆきのいろ”

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I think if you skip to around the 26-minute mark in the above clip you can hear this song. Let me assure you…it isn’t worth it.

Yusuke Kamiji “一笑懸命”

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Man, I’m all for traditional Japanese instruments sneaking into pop music, but when your song sounds vaguely like “Maru Maru Mori Mori” without the cuteness of child actors and talking dogs, you’ve done something terribly wrong.

Winner Of The Week – Now I’m listening to “Maru Maru Mori Mori”which easily best any of these songs.

Station To Station: Music Station For November 11, 2011 Featuring Arashi, Sexy Zone And YUI

Up there? That’s the new seasonal flavor of Pepsi here in Japan, the stomach-churning “Strawberry Milk” flavor. I’ve yet to summon the courage to try it, but the very presence of the word “milk” on the soda wrapper has me buggin’ out. Just a terrible combination.

Arashi “Meikyu Love Song”

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AKB48 grab all the headlines thanks to international expansion and just plain weird shit, but despite the fact those 48 are having a massive year, I’d still wager Arashi beat them out by a bit for the title of Japan’s most popular group. I would have called it even or maybe given the edge to Akihabara’s “finest,” but after new single “Meikyu Love Song’s” sales I give them the edge. Thing just crushed everything else this week…including Perfume’s great “Spice” single. Speculating that Arashi and AKB48 have a lot in common which leads to chart success ranks up their with a college freshman learning what Fight Club is actually about on the “obvious epiphany” list (quick hit: ability for fans to connect with individual members, although Arashi are Backstreet Boys and AKB48 are Pokemon), it still seems worth pointing out how stupidly popular both groups have become.

“Meikyu Love Song” shoehorns in a bunch of different Johnny’s techniques into one strange single that actually has a few moments of OK-ness. The entire track tip-toes between basic pop jam and dummy ballad, the verses leaning towards the latter while the chorus jumps out as the most enjoyable element here, a fast-paced-little jog that seems livelier than other Johnny’s choruses in 2011. Elsewhere, a weird U2-aping guitar line darts through the beginning of the song, and the mandated sparkly sounds dust over this song, but overall “Meikyu Love Song” comes off as pretty harmless stuff serving as a chance for Arashi to act “cute” and set the hearts of young Japanese women a-flutter.

Shiina Ringo “Carnation”

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Like the best J-Pop ballads before it, “Carnation” avoids falling into the schmaltzy lameness so often befalling this sort of song by giving itself over 100 hundred percent to being a ballad. Shiina Ringo plays the role of Disney princess, surrounded by theater-ready harp, violins, piano and a little guitar serving as the gorgeously animated backdrop. She includes a lovely vocal peak, albeit one that comes a tad too early and makes the rest of the song seem a bit anti-climatic, but one worth the lacewinged build. The other secret to “Carnation’s” success? Be thrifty with time, avoiding the gluttony so many J-Pop artists give into on ballads, and instead use just over three minutes to share something oh-so pretty. The best Disney tunes didn’t need five minutes to shine, and neither does a really good J-Pop slow number.

Sexy Zone “Sexy Zone”

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Since Johnny’s work like rabbits in getting videos featuring their groups yanked from YouTube, this 13-second preview is all we really have to judge the company’s newest abomination Sexy Zone. Now I’m a fair man, so I’m not going to pass judgement on “Sexy Zone” the song (uhhhh ignore the abomination bit), but let me highlight two fun facts I found via Wikipedia:

– “Johnny & Associates’s CEO Johnny Kitagawa said, ‘The group name came from Michael Jackson’s sexiness.'”

– “He chose the members considering about ‘Sexiness of men’.” Let’s take this moment to point out the oldest member of this group is 17, and the youngest appears to be 11.

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Kana Nishino “たとえ どんなに…”

WATCH HERE

Refer, first, to the Riina Shingo song once more. Now, listen to this and understand this is what I mean when I point to J-Pop ballads being drawn out for no reason. Kana Nishino, as she often does, tries to cloak the true nature of this song with beats a-plenty, and at times they push the song towards some enjoyable place. Yet, whereas in the past she could turn a sappy ballad into a good J-R&B song with some well-placed drum machine snaps, here it’s an obvious mask, meant to trick us into thinking we aren’t listening to a sub-standard J-Ballad when…well, we are. And at nearly six minutes, this doesn’t even duck out early.

YUI “HELLO”

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The film Paradise Kiss comes out on DVD…uhhhh either soon, or like last week…so YUI’s song for the film is getting dusted off and making the rounds one more time to boost sales. Which is neat, because first time we heard “HELLO” it was in hyper-limited portions. Now we get the full version and it sounds pretty nice…in America, this would be playing in Starbucks, or at least a couple Coffee Beans. The song boasts a nice gallop and a general lightness that’s tough to hate, but also comes off like eating ice cubes for dinner…not filling.

Winner Of The Week – Shiina Ringo.