Controlled Karaoke: Sputniko! Wants You To Feel Menstruation Via Menstruation Machine

ByPatrick St. Michel

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnb-rdGbm6s&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1] I only know one fact about Sputniko! and I fear it will be the only one I actively seek out about her – she has built a “menstruation machine” which “simulates the pain and bleeding of an average 5 day menstruation process of a human.” The video above actually outlines a pretty worthwhile albeit…

Sunny Creep: Moumoon’s “Sunshine Girl”

ByPatrick St. Michel

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGrQQ09Cs5g&hl=en_US&fs=1] On a pure surface level listen, Moumoon’s “Sunshine Girl” comes off like a ho-hum, kinda stupid summer song. It’s got a beat as threatening as melting ice cream and lyrics featuring such observations as “Weather is great/it’s your holy day/we get to party all day long.” At best, it’s a completely inessential pop track…

Controlled Karaoke: Brace For Creep-Pact Thanks To アイドリング!!!

ByPatrick St. Michel

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDFgD2uP4w&hl=en_US&fs=1&] Let’s get one thing clear right away…the above song isn’t remotely good. It’s some borderline Up With People group therapy bullshit loaded with enough pep to power an aircraft carrier. Imagine AKB48. Now imagine the players in AKB48 replaced with the Lots-o-Huggin’ bear from Toy Story 3. Now imagine those bears exploding, and the…