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Controlled Karaoke: The Aprils Parody “Pon Pon Pon”

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Welp, April Fool’s Day has arrived for most of the world (totally over that in Japan though) and I won’t be attempting to make any jokes because I’m not technically skilled enough to turn every video into Rick Astley or 8-bit-ize a map. Instead, I’ll post this video The Aprils made, which is a parody of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s “Pon Pon Pon.” Titled “Bomb Bomb Bomb,” it’s…a pretty faithful recreation of Kyary’s wack-a-doodle music video, although on a smaller budget and with a creepier vibe running through it.

Really, what makes this a nice 45-second experience is the trick they play at the end, where the parody song morphs into a parody of Perfume’s “Chocolate Disco.” Commentary!

Watch A Preview Of Perfume’s “Spring Of Life” Video

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Here’s a brief clip of the official video for Perfume’s “Spring Of Lie.” Ya know how lots of people are all on about how the members of Perfume are basically robots and easily replaceable? Perfume runs with that idea in a nice touch of self awareness.

Station To Station SPECIAL STOP: Momoiro Clover Z

Music Station has been on Spring vacation for three weeks now, and I’m itching to yack about J-Pop, so today I’m featuring a special edition of this feature on a group I’ve never seen on the television program I use as a jumping-off point for snark/secret love. That would be Momoiro Clover Z, a Power-Rangers-esque (more on that later) idol outfit that has had pretty solid success on the Oricon Charts and has recently gotten some overseas attention for the video for their single “Infinite Love” (more on that later too). I’ve managed to go almost three years in Japan without hearing a single note of Momoiro, but this past week I finally broke and listened to the peppy group…and was pretty shocked at what I heard. So, with Music Station’s staff still chilling on hammocks somewhere, I’m gonna devote this week’s edition to writing about all nine of Momoiro Clover Z’s singles. Buckle up.

2009: “Momoiro Punch” and “Mirai E Susume!”

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Momoiro Clover (the “Z” would come later) formed in 2008, and a year later release their first single “Momoiro Punch.” Originally, Momoiro opted to embrace one of the most blasé images a group of horrifyingly young women in Japan could be saddled with – schoolgirl singers. Enter “Momoiro Punch,” featuring a video opening with a quick introduction of each member and a flurry of photos that seem ripped out of some private photo album and turned into a One True Media slideshow of uncomfortableness. By choosing to go the schoolgirl route, Momoiro basically opted to emphasize image over music…not a bad choice, considering the actual sound of “Punch” is unremarkable outside of the summer-festival taiko drum strikes. “Punch” came out in August of 2009, only a couple months before AKB48 went from geek obsession to household name via their single “River.” And, for as much shit I pile on AKB, “River” sounds a billion times more grabbing than “Punch” or the follow-up single “Mirai E Susume!” (so uninteresting and re-hashed a brief mention like this seems appropriate). Yet Momoiro would soon be running hyperspeed laps around AKB48’s type of pop.

2010: “Ikuze! Kaitō Shōjo” and “Pinky Jones”

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Come 2010, Momoiro Clover’s image still veered to the boring-creepy schoolgirl schtick, but their music was starting to develop a personality. “Ikuze! Kaitō Shōjo” finds the members of the group trying to stand out instead of everyone melting into a gross puddle. Check the quickly-spoken asides from the singers, and the way the song/video emphasize who is singing at what point, rather than the all-together-now vibe of the 2009 singles. Plenty of other idol groups indulge in this cutesy tag-team vocal work, but Momoiro do it particularly well. The music itself, meanwhile, isn’t quite as interesting as the singing, but it is getting there – the single goes through different sections, and isn’t afraid to swing into wildly different places from minute to minute.

“Pinky Jones,” out later that year, doesn’t do much to advance the group’s image beyond “each member wears a different color.” And the less said about the video’s Native American theme the better (shudders). The song, though, is Momoiro starting to get batshit insane. The majority of “Pinky Jones” runs at a speed appropriate for an Akihabara arcade…pretty fast, if you don’t measure speed in terms of gaming centers…and is catchy enough that if this button-mashing pace was all to subside on, it wouldn’t be that bad. Yet the people behind this song started having some fun with Momoiro, and they actually fit in two moments on “Pinky Jones” where the group go Bollywood. Most prominently at the 1:25 mark, the hyper-pop stops and something resembling Indian (which, uhhhh, did they screw up the Indian imagery for the video maybe?) music pipes in. It’s a total left-field surprise…and it sort of rules in how bizarre it is.

Things would only get stranger…

2011: “Mirai Bowl”

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A total stopgap that isn’t terribly interesting to talk about, especially considering what comes next. Features one nifty trick…while the verses go about in a goofy vaudevillian style, the chorus goes Millenium Falcon as everything picks up and practically charges in from stage right. There is also kind of a cool techno-like breakdown later in the song that leads to the back-half of “Mirai Bowl” getting a bit more dramatic.

2011: “Z Densetsu~Owarinaki Kakumei~”

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Sometime after “Mirai Bowl,” Akari Hayama (the blue one) decided to leave the group. Instead of replace her, the group renamed itself Momoiro Clover Z and used the opportunity to alter their image. They would no longer be another gaggle of school-girl idols singing about bowling but would rather adopt the persona of…Power Rangers.

Patrick Macias wrote a good article about Momoiro Clover Z and this Saturday-morning entertainment image, but I’ll just go over it quickly. Whereas in America the Power Rangers sprung up in the 1990’s as a way to sell action figures, superhero shows using the Power Rangers’ template (a team of heroes, each member wearing a different color) have been kicking for decades. The concept is so popular many cities have their own Power Ranger units – my old rural home in Mie prefecture, for example, had one that went around and taught kids how to be good members of the community.

Momoiro Clover Z commit to this image, and don’t half ass it. While other J-Pop groups often just come off as walking brands with boring songs underneath, Momoiro Clover Z go all out, the music zig-zagging from idea to idea like an ADHD cartoon. The above video, their first with the “Z,” is half single, half infomercial. They do typical idol stuff like introduce themselves, but they each also have a “power” (yellow can eat lots of food, green can lift heavy stuff, purple can electrocute herself I guess). The group even boasts a bit of self awareness – at one point, the voice-over dude tries to introduce “blue,” met with silence as she left the group.

2011: “D’ No Junjō” and “Roudou Sanka”

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The next two singles found the group distancing themselves from the Power Ranger schtick while still being obsessed with image. They dressed up as ninjas and then as salarymen/construction workers. The music itself wasn’t as mad-cap as their previous single, Momoiro Clover Z playing up whatever costumes they had to wear more than the song (check the extended intro for “D’ No Junjo”).

2012: “Infinite Love”

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This served as my introduction to Momoiro Clover Z earlier this week, the inspiration for this special article and such a disorienting experience I had to write something about it. This song apparently serves as the theme song for some anime about pirates…hence the space-pirate costumes…but I could care less because “Infinite Love” exists in a universe separate from whatever cartoon this pops up in. Momoiro Clover Z actually live up to the ridiculous standards so many assign to J-Pop with “Infinite Love.”

Some have called this the J-Pop “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and the song’s multiple segments and general theatrical feel certainly support that. Yet “Bohemian Rhapsody” might not have been this zany – former Megadeath guitarist Marty Friedman provides the hard-rock guitar, and I’d love to meet whoever handles the death-metal pounding. The main chorus sounds AKB-friendly, but with the dramatic addition of a chorus – like, the type that would sing at a viking funeral – behind them. As this is Momoiro Clover Z, there are spoken-word segments. Guitar solos? Yes.

Thing is, I can’t imagine listening to “Infinite Love” in any atmosphere where YouTube isn’t open in Google Chrome. The song, while bonkers, sounds strange by itself. Coupled with the video…space pirates! on bikes! glowing eyes!…this makes perfect sense. And that’s Momoiro Clover Z’s real accomplishment – in a J-Pop environment where image trumps music, Momoiro have managed to make every aspect of them, from music to image to videos, connect in a unified way. Also, with “Infinite Love,” they are one of the few J-Pop acts of today to have fun with what they do. That lack of rigidness and willingness to go weird is what Japanese music needs right now, something that sticks out. Marty Friedman optional.

Self-Promotion Plus: Reviewing MiChi’s Therapy For The Japan Times

Biggest musical surprise of the year so far? MiChi’s Therapy, which I reviewed in The Japan Times today. This is a great album, packed with energetic post-Perfume singles that conceals a forward-thinking edge most J-Pop…and, to be honest, a lot of the indier stuff in this country…lacks. I didn’t expect a fully formed album when I picked this one up…a couple great moments would have been enough for me…but that’s exactly what Therapy is. Seeing as we basically have put three months behind us in 2012, it’s getting to the point where one can start making favorites. For me, MiChi and Seiho stand at the top of my personal album list…and this includes EVERYTHING released so far, only Grimes’ album coming close.

I am a big backer of this album, can you tell?

Review: Capsule Stereo Worxxx

Stereo Worxxx is the sound of Yasutaka Nakata giving all of Capsule’s fans something to like. For those who enjoyed last year’s World Of Fantasy, Nakata still brings 128-bpm bangers tailored specifically for a Friday night. For those who loathed that last album (picture me, two thumbs gesturing to my head), Nakata has made sure to include more direct pop into these tracks, pushing vocalist Toshiko Kojima further into the spotlight on the dance tracks and including some singles-worthy material as well. To save you a couple hundred obvious words, Stereo Worxxx either sounds like a less obnoxious World Of Fantasy or a more Player-friendly version of World Of Fantasy. As someone who hated World Of Fantasy, this new Capsule album is a big improvement, albeit one still bogged down by Nakata’s obsession with the sort of “coolness” he can’t harvest as a producer in Perfume.

I don’t want to talk about that, though. Let’s talk about supermarkets and pachinko parlors.

When you picture either establishment, what sort of music do hear? When I go grocery shopping, I’m usually met with chintzy Muzak imitating the pop hits of today or actual pop songs, albeit ones leaning towards acoustic, feel-good pap. As for pachinko, I can’t even imagine what music they play inside those, because my experience with such joints (fun fact, I currently live three minutes from one such establishment, and always walk by it after grocery shopping) is pure noise. It’s the oppressive sound of metal balls smacking against various doo-dads, which in turn trigger all sorts of electronic howling that should be investigated by the United Nations. Once, I saw a guy trying to play a concert on the floor of a crowded parlor. That most of been a horrible show.

I bring this up because the night “Step On The Floor,” the joyful pop heart at the center of Stereo Worxxx, hit the Internet, I saw two Tokyo producers talking about Nakata’s work on Twitter. One noted how “bad” a producer he was because his music isn’t dynamic (a fair point, more on that in a bit) and the other dude agreed. One called it “supermarket music” while the other argued it was “pachinko music.”

Thing is, they are right about the “dynamic” part. Nakata’s work in Capsule has always sounded like one steel cube of noise, pushed as loud as can be without turning into Merzbow. He’s only gotten less dynamic over the course of 13 albums. Capsule’s songs don’t benefit from being heard in headphones, and they are really simplistic.

Now here’s my contentious point – who cares?

What bugged me about this Twitter exchange wasn’t so much the position of Capsule’s music being bad – something something opinions – but rather the air of superiority leaking out of those posts. They might be right about the dynamics (or lack of) in Capsule’s work, but people don’t just approach music as homework, a music theory textbook cracked open to accompany every new download. People come to music as an escape, as a way to connect to something emotionally, to just have fun sometimes. Capsule excels at that stuff. If I heard this playing while I bought milk or played slots I’d be fucking ecstatic.

Take the opening two track on Stereo Worxxx, “Feelin’ Alright” and (especially) “Never Let Me Go.” They are the strongest one-two punch Capsule has constructed in a while, yet neither do anything particularly groundbreaking for the duo. The prior mashes guitar with X-Wing-worthy laser blasts with what could very well be digitized butt sax. The latter coasts on reheated Daft Punk noises and some other uncomplicated sounds, peaking with a pretty simple chorus courtesy of Kojima. Writing that out doesn’t sound fun, yeah? But Nakata arranges everything just right on both tracks so that they are at maximum catchiness and impact. “Never Let Me Go,” in particular, ends up being the highlight of Stereo Worxxx because of the pacing, those uncomplicated (but catchy!) grooves building up to Kojima’s big moment. And what a moment – the chorus might be super simple (“never let me gooooooo”) but hits at just the right time and is delivered so well (obligatory “Kojima is great” note) that Capsule manages to wring a lot of pleasure and emotion from something so simple. I bet it sounds even better at 3 A.M. with some tequila hit back.

The highlights of Stereo Worxxx milk this ability to peak at just the right time well. That’s why “In The Rain” ends up the worst song here – the climax doesn’t justify the build up at all. The other dicey moments come from the songs that could be World Of Fantasy holdovers, like “Motor Force” which imagines the soundtrack to the level where Mega Man has to fight Nightclub Man. Yet the other club-centric moments tend to improve on last year’s miscues – “Tapping Beats” would be unbearable at five minutes, but thankfully it’s just over three, saying everything it needs to and then bowing out. Even the hate-bait that is “Dee J” is totally tolerable, mainly because the sample of a baby is just of a cute baby rather than (what I initially feared) a crying one. That’s good editing!

Include the two big pop efforts (the still-great “Step On The Floor” and the slow-burning “Transparent”) and you have a pretty good album from a duo who have released 13 (!) albums to this point, and for good reason. Strangely enough, it parallels the state of mainstream American rap. Rick Ross’ music is similarly far from dynamic – big ugly beats that would make a backpacker vomit – but he’s poised to be the biggest rapper of the year because he does stuff like “B.M.F.” perfectly…and a song like that is a thrill to listen to and shout along with. Wacka Flocka Flame has achieved similar success with this sound, while Gucci Mane’s entire career has revolved around rapping over ugly Casio beats. Capsule sounds nothing like that…though Nakata should try making rap beats just for kicks one day…but his big bleating sound works in a similar way.

So that’s Stereo Worxxx – a pretty good, uncomplicated album that might not be a producer’s fantasy. If you don’t like it that’s cool, but don’t castigate those who do. OK, I’m off to the supermarket to get some bread.

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