“Hey! Hey you, over there! With the frown on his face! What’s got you down? You hate the world? You think everything is pointless and the human race is doomed? Reading too much Tumblr? You watched the Emmys, geez why did you do that? Look, I got the thing just for you. Ya ever hear of this guy named Tomggg? Nope, I’m saying it right, three ‘gs.’ He’s a Japanese music producer and he just released this song called ‘Vivi’ which is insanely happy. Rainbows and red pandas, but in sonic form. He might be using a program called Vocaloid to supply these second-long vocals, but I am not positive. What I do know that this song is incredibly cheery, to the point of being crushing in its glee. It even has like a Disney-ready twinkling bridge! Few songs I’ve heard all year are committed to a single emotion…in this casejoy…than ‘Vivi.’ Feel better now?”