First, apologies for that headline.
Moving on, the Onion AV Club’s “Gateway To Geekery” column covers the world of Japanese noise music this week. It’s got the heavy hitters you might love (Boredoms, Merzbow) but also plenty of other cacophonius acts worth your time.
If you need more noise-centric reading material for this weekend, give this article about one man’s attempt to understand Merzbow’s Merzbox a go.